Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
and she was petting her beer can
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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