i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Couch. On fire.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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