no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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