I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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