Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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