I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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