Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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