I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I came so hard my ears popped.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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