You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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