My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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