You're completely useless in the revolution.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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