And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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