Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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