Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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