i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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