i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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