I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just want nice things and good sex
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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