He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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