i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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