oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
the raccoons are back...
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