im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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