turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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