So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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