Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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