what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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