whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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