I'm so fucking centered right now
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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