My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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