it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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