Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Are we still banned from the library?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
whose parrot is this?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I FOUND THE LEGS
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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