Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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