I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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