I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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