I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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