you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
