he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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