Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Found the puke drawer
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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