Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
