ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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