im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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