sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm too high and old for this...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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