just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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