I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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