Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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