I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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