Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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