Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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