Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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