Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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