I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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