I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Its about making memories worth repressing
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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