I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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