I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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