I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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