Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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