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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.

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(631): View more from New York

My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

THAT'LL be a good time.

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and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha

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(732): View more from New Jersey

four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.

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(408): View more from California

I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty

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(661): View more from California

Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw

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(847): View more from Illinois

I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week

(812): View more from Indiana

Uh no

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