Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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